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Category: Bad Behavior

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Can’t Look After Her Own Litter

| Kapellskär, Sweden | Bad Behavior, Family & Kids, Popular

(I work in an outlet store. I am on my tenth hour of my fourteen-hour-long shift. So far the day has mostly been pleasant due to nice customers. However, two teenagers (siblings) have been acting obnoxious, shouting, making a mess, and fighting over a box of candy they can’t seem to figure out how to open. They start tearing the box apart, leaving tape and pieces of paper all over the floor. Their mother approaches and I feel thankful, as she seems like a reasonable person and I think this meant the squabbling and littering will finally stop.)

Mother: “What are you two up to? Oh, what a mess.” *looks at me* “Well, at least you’ll have something to do! That’ll be fun, right?”

Me: *speechless*

Mother: “Oh, well, time to go. Bye!”

(As they exit the store, the mother stepped on the tape and paper; it stuck to her shoe, and she dragged all of the garbage out of the shop with her. I waited a few seconds before I let out a smug, evil laugh.)

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Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 12

| Rotterdam, The Netherlands | Bad Behavior, Health & Body

(I am a 5’8″ woman, weighing in at about 160 pounds. I work in aprons that tend to bulge around the waist. As one customer is paying, I am talking to his friend.)

Customer: “So, when is your due date?”

Me: “Sir, there are questions you should not ask a woman unless you are one hundred percent sure.”

Customer: “Oh, but I am sure you are pregnant!”

(I was too flabbergasted to even respond at this point. I walked away and quickly changed into a different style apron. I still don’t understand how he could think asking that would be okay – I hope someone explained it to him!)

Related:
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 11
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 10
Cause For Pregnant Pause, Part 9

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Silence Of The Hipsters

| Australia | Bad Behavior, Geeks Rule, Movies & TV, Musical Mayhem, Popular

(I work in a music and DVD store that prides itself on being able to provide hard to find items. Each of us working in the story try to have as broad a knowledge as possible of different movies, TV, and music, and so we often surprise customers when they request something they think we’ll never heard of. Occasionally, though, a customer will go out of their way to try to prove us wrong.)

Customer: “I was wondering if you had a TV series called Hannibal.”

Me: “Oh, yeah, that’s a pretty good seller at the moment. The third season’s just been released.”

Customer: “Have you watched it?”

Me: “Oh, my god, yes! I love it! Bryan Fuller can do no wrong, as far as I’m concerned.”

Customer: *scoffing* “You know it’s based on a movie, right? You probably haven’t seen it. It’d be before your time. It’s called The Silence of the Lambs.”

Me: “Oh, no, I’ve seen Silence of the Lambs.”

Customer: “You must be older than you look.”

Me: “I just really like movies.”

Customer: “You know, there was a song written about Hannibal Lecter. It was a few years ago, but you probably haven’t heard it since it wasn’t played on most radio stations.”

Me: “You mean Lotion by the Greenskeepers? It made the Hottest 100 that year; I think it was 2005 or 2006. It’s an awesome song; it really gets the Buffalo Bill vibe down.”

Customer: *suddenly aggravated* “You think you’re so much better than me, don’t you?”

Me: “I’m sorry?”

Customer: “This place is a sham, helping big corporations to funnel mass produced crap media into the homes of unknowing idiots. You think just because you can spout off some facts about a culturally significant movie that it makes you better than me? You still sell One Direction to screaming teeny boppers.”

Me: “At least the teeny boppers are polite.”

Customer: “WELL, DVDS ARE OUTDATED TECHNOLOGY!” *storms off*

Coworker: “What was that?”

Me: “I think I just out-hipstered a hipster, by knowing random facts about a popular TV show, which is based on a popular book series.”

Coworker: “People are so weird.”