Category: Bad Behavior

Grant Me The Patience To Teach Them Patience

| IN, USA | At The Checkout, Bad Behavior, Popular

(The store I work at does not have the conveyor belts at the registers like a lot of the more well-known stores, so there is very little counter space, and with people being in a big hurry all the time, customers who are next in line put some of their stuff up on the counter before I’m even done with the first customer. An older lady comes up, and is checking out, when another lady comes up behind her, and puts her item on the counter. With how close she is getting with the first customer, I assume they are related, or together, so I just keep doing my job. Customer #1 has just finished paying, and is getting her stuff together, getting ready to leave. While she is doing that, I go ahead and ring up Customer #2’s item. I tell her the total, and Customer #2 looks at Customer #1.)

Customer #2: “Excuse you, can you get out of the way? I’m trying to pay.”

(Customer #1 finishes what she was doing, and without saying anything, walks out the door. I now realizing they weren’t together and start getting annoyed at Customer #2’s attitude towards Customer #1.)

Customer #2: *glares at Customer #1 as she walks away and, when she turns back to me, she says annoyed, and rudely* “Can you believe some people? I don’t understand why people just stand there in the way when people are trying to pay.”

Me: “Well, you know, there is a way around that.”

Customer #2: “Really? What’s that?”

Me: “Patience.”

(She glared at me without saying anything while I handed her her receipt. I turned around and walked away, and then she left. It felt good putting her in her place.)

A New Landmark In Entitlement

| Edinburgh, Scotland, UK | Bad Behavior, Food & Drink

(I am the manager of a 102-year-old cinema which is a landmark in Edinburgh. We happen to have a film on which is bringing in a lot of people that don’t usually come to our cinema. At the end of this film, I go in to clean the auditorium and see a man dumping the remains of a bag of crisps, which he’s brought in from outside, onto the floor.)

Me: “Sir, you’re welcome to put that right in my bin bag”

(He continues dumping the crumbs on the floor.)

Man: “I paid for these and don’t want any of you eating the leftovers.”

Me: ”…”

(I was so surprised I just stood there while he walked away. All too late, I thought of many witty come-backs!)

Dealt With It Single-Handedly

| Vancouver, BC, Canada | Bad Behavior, Popular, Rude & Risque

(I am a receptionist at a busy insurance brokerage in downtown Vancouver. For the previous three years, I’d get a random obscene phone call in February. It seemed to me that someone was going alphabetically through a phone book and dialing random businesses, and February was when he got to me. It was getting annoying. One day I answer the phone:)

Me: “Good afternoon, [Insurance Broker]. How may I help you?”

Caller: “Guess what I’m holding in my hand?”

Me: “If you only need one hand I’m not interested.”

Caller: “…” *click*

The Key Is To Tip

| Salt Lake City, UT, USA | Bad Behavior, Money, Popular

(I work at a local high-class restaurant as a busboy. I was out cleaning tables when one of the hosts came up to me.)

Host: “Did you happen to see a hotel key on [table number]?”

Me: “No, I didn’t.”

Host: “Okay. The customer said he swore he left it on the table.”

Me: “Well, if I saw anything, I would have given it to you.”

(Truth be told, I didn’t bus that table. The server actually beat me to it. Out of curiosity, I approached the server later and asked her about it.)

Me: “Hey, did you happen to find a hotel key on [table number]?”

Server: “Yeah. I threw it away.”

Me: “Why?!”

Server: “Because the dude was an a**, and he also didn’t tip me. I’ve only not been tipped three times in my entire career. He can rot.”

(Moral of the story: The wrath of an un-tipped server is strong. Please tip your servers.)

What An Old Bag

| IL, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests, Criminal & Illegal, Popular

(I’m working the front desk of a grocery store. The employee that is assigned to collect the shopping carts from the parking lot brings in a purse he found left behind. Most women are happy and relieved their purse is returned. The woman who owns this purse comes in a few minutes later.)

Woman: *in a rush and in a near panic* “Did someone turn in a purse? I just pulled out of the parking lot and realized it was missing and it wasn’t where I left my cart.”

Me: “Yes, ma’am, a purse was turned in. Can you describe it to me?”

(She describes the purse exactly and I go in the back, get it and give it to her.)

Woman: *relieved* “Oh, thank you so much. Did someone turn it in?”

Me: “Yes, one of the guys just turned it in a couple of minutes ago.”

Woman: “Which one?”

Me: “[Employee]. He’s bringing in a load of carts now.”

(The woman walks over to him and goes into psycho mode in an instant.)

Woman: “Did you turn in my purse?”

Employee: “Yes, I found it.”

Woman: *raising her voice* “Did you steal anything from it?”

Employee: “No! I just turned it in.”

Woman: *waving her finger in his face* “If you even peeked in here I’ll have you up on charges!”

Employee: “No! I didn’t…”

(The manager overhears this.)

Manager: “Ma’am, I was outside when I saw him find your purse. He brought it inside and immediately turned it in.”

Woman: “So you are all in on this? You all had plenty of time to go through here and steal something. If there is so much as a nickel missing from here, the next time I come in here it will be with the police!” *storms out*

Manager: “Have a nice day?”

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