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Category: Bad Behavior

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Wining Without Reason

| Germany | Bad Behavior, Food & Drink, Popular

(The restaurant I work at is hosting a wedding and I’m waiting on several tables. One group has been extremely nice, joking around with me and just being plain fantastic – except for one guy, who has not said a single word except for his mostly one-worded drink orders to me. As I’m checking on them to see if everything is all right and if they need any more drinks, he decides to finally break his silence.)

Customer #1: “I ordered a dry Dornfelder. This is not dry. This is not even a Dornfelder.”

(I was the one who poured his wine, and it was a dry Dornfelder, not to mention that there were only two kinds of red wine being served, a dry and a half-dry Dornfelder, so even if I poured the wrong wine, he still would have been wrong.)

Me: *beaming* “I’m very sorry, sir. I will get you a new glass and pour you the right wine right away.”

(When I come back, the man is not at the table, so I show the bottle to the rest of the group to make sure they see the label.)

Me: “Just so you can all be sure that he is getting the right wine this time.”

Customer #2: *ironically* “He knows a lot about wine, you know.”

Me: “Of course I do. I immediately noticed. Especially because we only serve Dornfelder this evening. Shall I take the old glass?”

Customer #3: “No, sweetie, leave it on the table. No use wasting this wine.”

(When I check the table the next time, I’m sure to ask Customer #1 if the wine is right this time, and he agrees, telling me that this glass is absolutely delicious while the last one was complete garbage. The next time I came back to the table, he is gone again.)

Customer #2: “Just so you know, I tasted both; and I really don’t notice any difference. Both glasses taste absolutely fine to me.”

Me: “They really should taste the same. They’re from the same bottle.”

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Smile And Say Cheese(cake)!

| Peoria, AZ, USA | Bad Behavior, Food & Drink, Popular

(I’m a hostess at a very popular restaurant. At this point in the night, I’ve been kept four hours late and I’m just exhausted. A server comes over to me and asks me to run some cheesecakes for him. Begrudgingly, I say I will. I go to the table and set the cheesecakes down. Their table has already been cleared.)

Me: “Would you like some utensils for your cheesecakes?”

Customer: *terribly sarcastic* “No, we’re going to eat it with our hands.”

Me: “Enjoy!”

(I spun around and walked away with the biggest smile on my face.)

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Murdering Your Opinion

, | VA, USA | Bad Behavior, Books & Reading, Popular

(I work six hour day shifts on summer weekdays. As long as everything is clean and full, we’re allowed to read a book. I’m reading quietly, but set my book aside as the lone male customer approaches. I take his order, and we’re waiting for his card to go through when this happens.)

Customer: *gestures to book, the cover of which is hidden* “So, what trashy romance novel are we reading today? Twilight? Fifty Shades of Grey?”

Me: *silently holds up the book so he can see the title, which is “Murder on the Orient Express” by Agatha Christie*

Customer: “Oh… That’s a classic.”

Me: “Yes, sir. Now let me get you your ice cream.”

(Being pretentious about books is obnoxious. If he hadn’t been a customer I would have said something, but I could tell he was embarrassed when he left.)