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Category: Bad Behavior

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Can’t Handle A Car But Can Handle A Conversation

| Minneapolis, MN, USA | Bad Behavior, Health & Body, Popular

(I am an apparently able-bodied person who suffers from an invisible disability which renders me medically unable to operate a motor vehicle. The following conversation takes place today at my job.)

Customer: “How does this car handle?”

Me: “Couldn’t say, sir. I don’t drive.”

Customer: “What do you mean, you don’t drive?”

Me: “Just that, sir. I’ve never driven an automobile. Consequently, I’m unable to tell you how that car handles. Sorry.”

Customer: “Well, then, what the h*** are you working here for? You sure picked a stupid place to get a job!”

Me: “Sorry, sir, but disabled people have to earn a living, too. Will there be anything else?”

Customer: *embarrassed, blushing and refusing to make eye contact* “Uh, um, ahhhh. I, uh, I didn’t know.”

Me: *flat rattlesnake eyes and coldly monotone voice* “No, sir. You didn’t. Good day.”

(The word ‘slink’ is so seldom used these days and even more seldom seen in action…)

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When Problem Number Two Is Problem Number One

| Canada | Bad Behavior, Bizarre

(I’m at work at an Internet tech support call center when our team leader speaks up.)

Team Leader: “I’m just going to be in the lunch room for the next bit if you guys need me.”

Coworker #1: “Believe me, you don’t want me to need you on this call.”

Coworker #2: “What’s happening? My customer is playing a ukulele for me!”

Coworker #1: “My caller just told me he’s taking a dump.”

Coworker #2: “Oh, my god! Why would you even share that?!”

Coworker #1: “I have no idea.”

(A couple of minutes later, I hear him speak again.)

Coworker #1: *on phone* “If you’re finished in the bathroom then, can we check and see if your Internet is back up yet?”

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Cannot Register The Rules Of The Registry

| Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Bad Behavior, Crazy Requests

(A woman comes up to the guest service counter and asks if I can take an item she wants to purchase off a gift registry. I tell her that shouldn’t be a problem and begin the transaction, but notice that the vacuum she is purchasing isn’t the one listed on the registry.)

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but this isn’t the right vacuum.”

Guest: “Oh, I know. But the one on the registry is a piece of crap, so I’m buying her this one instead.”

Me: “Ah, I see. Well, I can give you a gift receipt, but since it’s not the same one, I can’t take it off the registry.”

(The guest is already becoming visibly irritated.)

Guest: “Well, why not? I said I’m getting her this one so she won’t need that piece of crap. The one she wanted is a piece of crap and this one’s better!”

Me: “That may be, but since this is not your registry, it’s not your decision. I cannot take an item off of someone else’s registry just because you think they shouldn’t be asking for it. I’ll get you a gift receipt and she can make her own decision about which one she wants to keep, but that’s all I can do for you.”

(She stood there for several more seconds, clearly not understanding why I couldn’t just delete items from someone else’s registry, but eventually paid for the vacuum, snatched the gift receipt out of my hand, and stormed off, bitching to her husband the whole time.)