Category: Awesome Customers

A Perfect Hollywood Ending

| Redmond, WA, USA | Awesome Customers, Movies & TV, Popular

(I am shopping at a large, well known chain store and happen to pick up the last copy of a newly released DVD geared towards kids when I am approached by a frantic woman.)

Shopper: “Wait! Is that the last copy?”

Me: “Yeah. Sorry.”

(I turn to leave, stop, think for a second, and turn back around.)

Me: “Ma’am? Do you have kids at home?”

Shopper: “Yes, I do.” *motioning with her head to two boys behind her*

Me: “Take it. I can get a copy later.”

Shopper: “Are you sure? Thank you!”

Employee: *to me* “I need you to come with me for a minute.”

(He leads me to a stocking cart where he finds the actual last copy in stock.)

Me: “Awesome! That worked out well. Thanks!”

Employee: *very seriously* “Thank you for your generosity.”

(The look on all their faces made my day. Sometimes good karma pays off instantly!)

The Marco Of A Good Mother

| SC, USA | Awesome Customers, Awesome Workers, Popular

(I am at a checkout, and across from me at another till is a woman with five children. She can’t find one of them, and I guess she usually plays Marco Polo to find them.)

Customer: “Marco!”

Everyone Including Employees: “Polo!”

Customer: “You guys aren’t really helping.”

(We all laughed.)

That Explains My New Ferrari

| USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Money, Popular

(One month, we’re asking customers if they would like to make a donation for poor families in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, no one is having much luck. Finally, one man I ask agrees to donate five dollars.)

Me: “Oh, thank you! You’re the first person today to say yes!”

Customer: “Not much luck, huh?” *he leans forward, smiles, and lowers his voice* “You wanna know a trick?”

Me: “What?”

Customer: “So we can donate one, three, or five dollars, right? Instead of asking ‘Would you like to donate?’ ask if they want to donate one dollar. Then as the month goes by, gradually raise the number to three, then five. You’ll get lots of people to donate one dollar, and if they come back later they’ll remember you, trust you, and agree to donate more.”

Me: “I’m not sure if it’ll work, but thanks!”

(A week goes by…sure enough, his idea is working! He comes back again later and I tell him about my sudden success after trying his trick.)

Me: “Where’d you learn that, anyway?”

Customer: *smiles wide* “I’m a car salesman.”

Never Forgets His Humanity

Wales, UK | Awesome Customers, Awesome Workers, Popular

(I work in the environment office for a local government authority. We take calls from the public on all manner of things, from bin collections to highways maintenance. I get a call from an elderly gentleman.)

Me: “Bore da, good morning, [Council].”

Caller: “Good morning. Please can you tell me the clinical waste collection day?”

Me: “Certainly, sir. May I take your postcode?”

Caller: “I am frightfully sorry, but I’m ashamed to say I don’t know it.”

Me: “No problem, plenty don’t! Could I take your first line of your address?”

Caller: “I’m sorry, I don’t remember it. I know what it is. But I can’t remember how to tell you.”

Me: “All right then, how about your surname? If it’s uncommon I could look you up from that?”

Caller: “I’m ever so sorry. I appear to have forgotten my name. That’s quite absurd, isn’t it?”

Me: “Not to worry, I can see a phone number on my screen, would you mind if I traced it for you?”

Caller: “By all means go ahead. I am so glad you’re not cross.”

Me: *a bit watery eyed* “No, sir, I am not cross. You’re the politest person I’ve spoken to all day.”

(I trace his call and manage to tell him when his clinical waste gets collected, as well as let him know what day of the week today is – since he couldn’t recall that either. He calls us on a regular basis and the whole office knows his name just by his voice. We are of the opinion that he must have dementia, but he remains the most well-mannered and polite man despite his obvious confusion. Not a common trait I have found amongst dementia patients. I would have loved to have known him when he was still ‘all there.’)

What’s Cold Is So Hot Right Now

, | Monroe, WI, USA | At The Checkout, Awesome Customers, Food & Drink, Funny Names, Popular

(I work at a very well known fast food place and am almost always the order taker and cashier during night shifts. One of my regular customers always gets the same thing: large coffee, seven creams and seven sugars. One time she said she wanted to try the iced coffee we have and wanted her usual.)

Me: “So you have hot coffee and cold coffee in on order. Makes me think of Katy Perry.”

Customer: *laughs* “You’re right; I didn’t think of that.”

Me: *jokingly* “Next time you want to order this you should ask for a ‘Katy Perry Order.’”

Customer: “I might just do that!”

(A couple nights later:)

Me: “Thank you for stopping at [Restaurant]. Order when you’re ready!”

Customer: “Yeah. I’d like one Katy Perry order, please!”

(I smile at it to this day and she still comes through with that order.)

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