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The 75 Highest Rated Not Always Right Stories Of All Time!

The 75 Highest Rated Not Always Right Stories Of All Time!

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The 75 Highest Rated Not Always Right Stories Of All Time!

To celebrate getting over 75,000 likes on Facebook, we’ve decided to gather the 75 highest rated Not Always Right stories of all time! Going back to the very beginning of the site we’ve racked up more than a few classics, so for the first time ever see them all in one place! Have fun!

#75 – Some Callers Are Proper Dementor – 8,936 votes

(I have a caller named Victor Krumm in the computer system. I’m a Harry Potter fan.)

Me: “Okay, sir, so you’re Victor Krumm?”

Caller: “Yep, that’s me.”

Me: “Sorry, this might sound funny, but did you know that there’s a book series called Harry Potter with a character with that name?”

(There’s a pause, as if he’s thinking, and suddenly he yells.)


(He hangs up. His wife calls a little while later to actually schedule.)
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Help Choose The Next Not Always Site!

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Hey readers! We need your help choosing the next Not Always site!

What is your favorite topic for the next Not Always site?

  • Feel-good stories (happy endings/restore hope in humanity) (19%, 319 Votes)
  • Legal (legal troubles, court, etc.) (19%, 316 Votes)
  • Health and medical care (diets, the gym, doctors, etc.) (14%, 226 Votes)
  • Pets and animals (woof/meow/moo!) (13%, 221 Votes)
  • Children (aka kids say the darndest things) (10%, 171 Votes)
  • Geeky stories (true stories, as opposed to fan fiction) (9%, 149 Votes)
  • Intelligent personal assistants (when Siri, Cortana, Echo misbehave) (7%, 120 Votes)
  • Fan fiction (7%, 113 Votes)
  • Other (you can specify in comments below) (1%, 15 Votes)

Total Voters: 1,650

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Do you like any of these site ideas? Got one of your own? Just let us know and comment below! Thank you!

UPDATE: Poll is closed. Thanks to everyone who voted! Based on the poll results, Not Always Hopeless, which features feel-good stories, will be the next site. Because “legal” was so close behind in votes, that topic will definitely be the focus of the next Not Always site. Stay tuned for more information — we’ll be announcing a launch date soon!


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