Catcalling Is All Relative

| Romantic | June 13, 2013

(Because my girlfriend and I are lesbians, we get a lot of drivers honking and catcalling at us when we walk down the street together. One night, we are walking home after dinner, and we hear a car honk when we are crossing the street.)

Girlfriend: “Wait, who is…?”

(The car honks again. I become agitated, assuming the worst.)

Me: “I swear, if they’re honking at us, I’m going to go right up to them and punch them in the—”

Girlfriend: “[Name]! It’s your FAMILY!”

(Sure enough, my mom, father, and brother are all waving at us from the intersection. I use my girlfriend’s hand to face-palm myself.)

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