Cat People (Putting Out Crazy Customers)
(This occurs shortly after David Bowie’s passing. We are playing his music over the speakers. A woman comes in and heads straight for the checkout.)
Me: “Hello! How can I help you?”
Customer: “Turn that music off.”
Me: “Oh, is it not to your liking?”
Customer: “It upsets the cats.”
Me: *looking around* “Cats? We only allow guide dogs in the store. You’ll have to leave if you have cats with you.”
Customer: “They’re at home.”
Me: “They aren’t with you?”
Customer: “No.”
Me: “How can they hear the music if they aren’t here, then?”
Customer: *narrows her eyes* “If my cats are upset when I get home, I’m complaining!”
(With that, she left. An hour before closing we did get a call from her. The manager listened to her for half a minute before bursting out laughing saying he hadn’t heard that one before, and he hung up. We haven’t heard anything from her or her cats since.)
