Cat Caught Your Tongue, And Shed On It

(I have a rather fluffy cat, so for sanitation purposes I take her into a pet groomer about once a month to get her backside shaved. After one session, I am putting her back in her carrier while the groomer cleans the cat hair off the table, only to have a clump get stuck to her sleeve.)

Groomer: “Is there anything cat hair doesn’t stick to?”

Coworker: “Cats.”