Cat-atonic
(My 3-year-old daughter is watching the roommate’s cat, Nedley, lick the dripping water faucet in the kitchen. After a minute or so, the cat stops, and just sits staring out the kitchen window.)
Daughter: “Mommy! I think Nedley needs new batteries!”
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