Cashier By Day, Consort By Night
Customer: “Hi, are you all sold out of condoms?”
Me: “Yes, sir, we’ve been out of condoms for a week. I’m sorry, but you’ll probably have to go to a [pharmacy] to find some.”
Customer: “Can I have one from your personal stash?”
Me: “My personal stash?”
Customer: “Yeah, from your purse.”
Me: “Sir, I think you have mistaken me with a different profession!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
