Cashier By Day, Consort By Night

Customer: “Hi, are you all sold out of condoms?”

Me: “Yes, sir, we’ve been out of condoms for a week. I’m sorry, but you’ll probably have to go to a [pharmacy] to find some.”

Customer: “Can I have one from your personal stash?”

Me: “My personal stash?”

Customer: “Yeah, from your purse.”

Me: “Sir, I think you have mistaken me with a different profession!”