Cash Back Attack, Part 8

(I’m the self-checkout attendant, and have just put a “No Cash” sign on one of our registers.)

Customer: “Does this register take credit?”

Me: “Yes, sir. If it didn’t, we’d just shut it down, as it doesn’t have any cash.”

(I have to leave at this point to help another customer. By the time I’m finished, I notice the first customer is having trouble paying.)

Me: “How can I help you, sir?”

Customer: “I used debit to get some cash back, but it isn’t working.”

Me: *dies a little as I excuse myself to call a manager to transfer the customer’s cash*

Related:
Cash Back Attack, Part 7
Cash Back Attack, Part 6
Cash Back Attack, Part 5