Cash Back Attack, Part 21

I’m a delivery driver, and one guy’s order came out to $11. He gives me a ten and five singles. Based on the smell of weed coming from his apartment, and the lack of coordination in his eyes, this guy is stoned.

Customer: “Can I get two dollars back in change?”

I pause, look at the cash he gave me, and try to hand him two singles. He stares for a second and says:

Customer: “No man, give me two of your dollars! I’m trying to give you a tip.”

Me: *Pretending.* “Oh, I understand now.”

I hold the money behind my back real quick, then hand him the same two dollars. He takes it and gives me that “h*** yeah” upwards nod, smiles, and closes the door. Enjoy your munchies, man.

Related:
Cash Back Attack, Part 20
Cash Back Attack, Part 19
Cash Back Attack, Part 18
Cash Back Attack, Part 17
Cash Back Attack, Part 16