Carrying A Lot Of Baggage
Grocery Store | Right | July 28, 2010
Me: “What kind of bag would you like?”
Customer: *without hesitation* “A hot blonde with blue eyes, 6 feet tall, smart, and successful.”
Me: “Me and you both, buddy. But you’re in luck, as it just so happens our bags are tan and blue. Will that be okay?”
Customer: “That’s fine. It’s better than what I have back at home.”
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