Carrying A Lot Of Baggage

Me: “What kind of bag would you like?”

Customer: *without hesitation* “A hot blonde with blue eyes, six feet tall, smart, and successful.”

Me: “Me and you both, buddy. But you’re in luck, as it just so happens our bags are tan and blue. Will that be okay?”

Customer: “That’s fine. It’s better than what I have back at home.”