Carrying A Congealed Weapon
(My fiancé and I are discussing ideal weapons for the zombie apocalypse. He also has a knack for hurting himself in surprising ways.)
Fiancé: “I want a flamethrower… or a gun that shoots swords!”
Me: “Is it sharper then jello?”
Fiancé: *sigh* “Yes.”
Me: “You can’t have it if it’s sharper then jello.”
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