The Naked Truth, Part 2

(It’s morning and we’ve just woken up. After brushing my teeth, I walk back into the bedroom.)

Husband: “You’re naked!”

Me: “Uh huh.”

Husband: “Your body is cute.”

Me: *mock offended* “Cute?”

Husband: “Yeah. Cute, and attractive. Cute because I can grab you and go ‘squeeee!’ Attractive because I can immediately start boning you after that.”