Careful When Expressing Yourself
(I’ve just introduced my boyfriend to my parents for the first time. This conversation occurs once he’s gone home. My family has a weird sense of humour, mainly coming from my dad.)
Mum: “He’s very sweet.”
Dad: “Quite a vacuous expression on him, though.”
Me: “Just how I like ’em!”
Dad: “Where did you develop a taste for vacuous expressions?”
Me: *without missing a beat* “I’m guessing I inherited it from mum.”
(Mum burst out laughing. Dad just sighed in defeat.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
