Car Parked, Brain In Neutral
Customer: “Hi, um, my car was stolen.”
Me: “Well, okay, let’s go out and see where you’re parked.”
(We walk into the parking lot.)
Me: “Okay, where did you park?”
Customer: “Right there, where the Prius is parked! God d*** tree-hugging Democrat piece of s***!”
Me: “Okay, well, let’s go inside and call the police.”
(While we wait for the police to come she makes some phone calls and then comes back into the office.)
Customer: “Sorry, never mind. Turns out I drove the Prius today and not the Honda.”
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