Captain Bluff-beard
(My boyfriend is trying to seduce me while I’m trying to sleep.)
Me: “I have my period.”
Boyfriend: “A TRUE pirate isn’t afraid to sail the red seas.”
(I grimace, but call his bluff.)
Me: “Go for it then.”
(He pauses, then sighs in dismay.)
Boyfriend: “…fine, I’m not a true pirate.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?