Capital ‘F’ Comes Before The Period
(In the week before my period, my breasts tend to hurt really badly. I won’t tolerate anything but very soft touch by my boyfriend.)
Boyfriend: “When are your breasts hurting next?”
Me: “In two weeks. Why?”
Boyfriend: “Because, I want to flap them together!”
Me: “But, why would you do that?!”
Boyfriend: “Because it’s fun with a capital F!”
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