Capital ‘F’ Comes Before The Period

| Romantic | April 17, 2012

(In the week before my period, my breasts tend to hurt really badly. I won’t tolerate anything but very soft touch by my boyfriend.)

Boyfriend: “When are your breasts hurting next?”

Me: “In two weeks. Why?”

Boyfriend: “Because, I want to flap them together!”

Me: “But, why would you do that?!”

Boyfriend: “Because it’s fun with a capital F!”

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