Cantankerous About Being Cantankerous
(We are getting results back on our coursework. I have scored higher than my friend.)
Friend: “You cantankerous wart! How dare you get better than me!”
Me: “You don’t even know what that means.”
Friend: “Yes, I do!”
Me: “Nope, you just learned that word this second.”
Friend: “Prove it.”
(I point at the title of my coursework, which includes “cantankerous.”)
Friend: “Shut up!”
(He tried to ignore my laughing and be angry, but he couldn’t keep it up for the whole lesson.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?