Can’t Vouch(er) For His Intelligence
Me: “How may I help you?”
Customer: “Cheeseburger and a small [Soda].”
Me: “All right, your total is $2.99.”
Customer: “What?”
Me: “Your total is $2.99, sir.”
Customer: “No, it’s not. It’s free!”
Me: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “I won some of your scratch-off things and got a free cheeseburger and small [Soda]!”
Me: “Oh, I’m sorry, you should have said that sooner. Well, give me the coupons, then.”
Customer: “I had to bring them?”
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