Can’t Think Under The Box

Customer: *calling* “You didn’t give me my entire order.”

Me: “I’m sorry, what was your order?”

Customer: “I got a 16-piece family meal, and you didn’t give me my fries!”

(I had bagged the order myself, and knew the fries were in a box in the same bag as the box of hushpuppies.)

Me: “Did you look under the hushpuppies?”

Customer: “Yes, there is nothing in there but the hushpuppies.”

Me: “No, not the same box as the hushpuppies. Did you take the hushpuppies out and look under them?”

Customer: “Yes. We took ALL the hushpuppies out. There aren’t any fries in here at all. We are coming back up to get our money back.”

Me: *sigh* “Did you take the hushpuppies out of the box, or did you take the box out of the bag?”

Customer: “We took the hushpuppies out.”

Me: “Take the box out of the bag.”

Customer: “Oh, there’s a whole ‘nother box here.”

Me: *in Bill Engvall voice* “Here’s your fries!”