They’ve Both Joined The Dark Side

(I go out shopping with a man I’ve only been dating a couple of weeks, and he drags me into the toy section of a large store. Note that we’re both in our mid-twenties. I’m playing with a toy light-saber when this happens.)

Him: “You think that’s cool? You should see MY light-saber!”

Me: *turns to stare at him*

Him: *realisation hits* “That wasn’t a line! I actually have a light-saber at home! How lame is that…”

Me: “Even lamer is that I didn’t think for one second that you WEREN’T talking about an actual toy light-saber.”