You Can’t Teach An Old Grandma New Tricks

(My friend has brought his Catahoula Leopard Dog to a pet friendly store in his hometown. A young girl approached him.)

Girl: “Can I please pet your dog?”

Friend: “Sure! He’s very friendly!”

Woman With Girl: “Don’t touch that dog! It’s a pit bull!”

(Catahoula Leopard Dogs come in a variety of colors. This one happens to be blue merle ‘leopard pattern.’)

Friend: “No, ma’am, he’s a Catahoula Leopard Dog.” *to Girl* “But your grandmother is right; you should never pet a dog you don’t know without asking first.”

Woman With Girl: “I’m her MOTHER!”

Friend: “Oh, I’m sorry; I guess we were both mistaken today.”

(The mom and kid walked away after that, the mom in an angry huff.)