Can’t Take The Heat

| Romantic | January 8, 2014

(My fiancée is from Minnesota and is very accustomed to cold weather, while I am accustomed to a desert climate. In addition to blankets, sweaters, etc. I usually end up having to steal his body heat via cuddles to supplement my lack.)

Me: “Holy c***, it’s cold in here.”

Fiancée: “Oh, I turned the heat off.”

Me: “What?! Why?!”

Fiancée: “It was warm… so we didn’t need it.”

Me: “It was warm because of the heat! That’s what heat does!”

Fiancée: “But I thought that’s why you have me!”

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