Can’t Sweeten The Deal
(I overhear a conversation in a café:)
Customer: “Hey! I just wanted to add some of your delicious flavored syrups to my coffee.”
Barista: You bought that coffee somewhere else.”
Customer: “Yeah, but you have better flavor syrups.”
Barista: “Well, I guess I can add some to your coffee. It will be 40¢ for each flavor. What would you like?”
Customer: “What? I just want the syrup.”
Barista: “I know but we did buy them, so I have to charge you something.”
Customer: “This is ridiculous! I came here just for your flavored syrup!”
Barista: “Maybe next time you can come here for your coffee and then get whatever you want added to it.”
Customer: “But [Other Coffee Shop] has better coffee!”