Can’t Sum It In A Nutshell

| Romantic | February 5, 2014

(I’ve just finished explaining to my boyfriend why I’ve bought beer he doesn’t like.)

Me: “So you won’t drink it all.”

Boyfriend: “You’re nuts.”

Me: *eyebrows raise*

Boyfriend: *hastily* “…but hot! Hot nuts!”

Me: “Hot nuts?”

Boyfriend: “No, you’re saying it wrong. You have to pause between the words. ‘Hotnuts’ just sounds weird.”

Me: “Says you, Hotnuts.”

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