Spidey Senseless
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| November 16, 2012
(My boyfriend and I are texting one morning.)
Me: “I JUST FOUND A VERY LARGE SPIDER ON MY CURTAINS! THERE IS NO WAY TO SQUASH IT. I HAVE OFFICIALLY PANICKED.”
Me: “I have to make the bed, but it’s RIGHT THERE.”
Me: “SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS, IT’S MOVING!”
Boyfriend: “Um, baseball bat.”
Me: “I don’t have one! Also, that would break the window.”
Boyfriend: “More importantly, spider dead.”
Me: “I just ran for it.”
Boyfriend: “You left a living spider there? It will wait for you.”
Me: “I didn’t try to hurt it. It’ll leave me alone, right?!”
Boyfriend: “Spiders don’t have mercy.”
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