Can’t Stop Pooping Out Excuses
(My seven-year-old son has a school event today that parents are invited to come see.)
Son: “So, can you come?”
Me: “I’m sorry, hon. I can’t. I have to go to work, same as every day.”
Son: “Call your boss and tell him you’re sick! Tell him you can’t stop pooping!”
Me: *with horrified laughter* “No, no, I don’t think I should tell him that! Now, go get ready for school!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?