Can’t Sail Back Up That Moon River

(My friend and I are discussing costumes to wear to a fancy dress party. I am having a hard time finding something I was happy with.)

Me: “Well, if I can’t get a decent costume, I’ll just put my hair up, wear a black dress, sunglasses, and pearls, and go as Holly Golightly from Breakfast at Tiffany’s.”

Friend: “You can’t do that. Audrey Hepburn was soo pretty.”

Me: “Meaning… what?”