Can’t Read The Menu As She Drove Through It

(I’m working at an ice-cream-based fast food restaurant at the drive-thru area. A customer pulls up.)

Me: “Thank you for stopping at [Restaurant]. How may I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, what kind of sundaes do you have?”

Me: “All of our sundae flavors are listed on the right side of the menu board.”

(We are told to say this because we have almost every flavor you could think of, so this list is HUGE.)

Customer: *now screaming into the speaker* “I CAN’T READ IT! THAT’S WHY I’M USING THE DRIVE-THRU AND ASKING YOU! I DON’T HAVE MY GLASSES!”

Me: *to my coworker* “Okay, so, why the h*** is she driving if she cannot read a menu board that’s less than five feet away from her car window?!”