Can’t Pull The Wool Over Mawmaw’s Eyes

I am the eldest of four grandchildren, and we all call our grandma Mawmaw, without fail. So, imagine the surprise when Mawmaw gets this call

Caller: “Hello, Grandmother, this is your grandson. I’m stuck in Virginia and need money to get home.”

Mawmaw: “Which grandchild are you?”

Caller: “The oldest.”

Mawmaw: “Well, that’s funny. I just got a text from you thanking me for your birthday present, along with a picture of you at home.”