Can’t Pickup On His Idiocy
(Part of my job is to dispatch drivers to pick up customers. I call one.)
Me: “[Driver], you have a pickup from here.”
Driver: “A wuh?”
Me: “A pickup.”
Driver: “…WHO IS THIS!”
Me: “It’s [My Name].”
Driver: “…”
Me: “…”
Driver: *says some garbled nonsense and hangs up*
(Then, he came by the office to chew me out, ignoring the customer waiting.)
Driver: “YOU DON’T SAY PICKUP! GOT IT?”
Me: “What am I supposed to say?”
Driver: “YOU CONFUSED ME!!”
Me: “I said pickup from here. And there he is.”
Driver: “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO SAY, I GOT SOMEONE HERE! NOT PICKUP! GOT IT?!” *leaves without the waiting customer*
(Since then, he’s ignored me only to give me an occasional sneering glance. What an idiot.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
