Can’t Let You In Because You’ve Got Buns, Hun

| Working | April 30, 2017

(I work at an outdoor performance venue. This conversation takes place over the radio between my supervisor and the manager.)

Supervisor: “[Manager]?”

Manager: “Go for [Manager].”

Supervisor: “Are bunnies allowed in the park?”

Manager: *after a long pause* “Bunnies are allowed in the park if they are wild and free.”

Supervisor: “This one is a pet.”

Manager: “Nope.”

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