Can’t Keep A Straight Face
(I have a very crooked nose, and it is the least favourite part of my body.)
Me: “So, hun…what’s your favourite part of me?”
Fiancé: “Probably your nose.”
Me: “Eww, my nose? Why?!”
Fiancé: “Well, it’s just so bad, but I still love you. That must mean that I really love you!”