Can’t Keep A Good Waitress Down
(I am working as a bartender at a restaurant. The waitress has added a 15% gratuity because the party has been large and difficult to deal with.)
Customer: “Miss? What’s this ‘gravity’ crap?! I ain’t paying for no ‘gravity’!”
Waitress: *without missing a beat* “Ma’am, that’s what holds the food to your plate.”
Customer: “Oh, all right, then.” *pays the check*
Question of the Week
Has a customer ever tried to cross you and lived to regret it? What happened?
