Can’t Keep A Good Waitress Down
Baltimore, Funny, Great Stuff, Language & Words, Maryland, Restaurant, USA | Right | December 3, 2010
(I am working as a bartender at a restaurant. The waitress has added a 15% gratuity because the party has been large and difficult to deal with.)
Customer: “Miss? What’s this ‘gravity’ crap?! I ain’t paying for no ‘gravity’!”
Waitress: *without missing a beat* “Ma’am, that’s what holds the food to your plate.”
Customer: “Oh, all right, then.” *pays the check*
