Can’t Hold A Candle To Some People

(It’s the day before Hanukkah and I have been trying to find a menorah. I’ve have already checked with four different stores that did not have any. Though this is a ‘hobby’ store they have at least a dozen aisles of Christmas decorations. I approach a clerk who is stacking some shelves.)

Me: “Do you guys sell menorahs?”

Clerk: “Um, what’s a menorah? Is that a kind of hat?”