Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 26
Customer: “Can I speak to a man?”
Me: “I can help you with your query, sir.”
Customer: “No, I need a man. A woman wouldn’t understand.”
Me: “If I’m not the one to help you, then I can find someone who can.”
Customer: “I need to talk about things that were invented by men, so women wouldn’t understand.”
Me: “So, you’re saying men can only understand things invented by men? Does that mean women can only understand things made by women?”
Customer: “That’s right.”
Me: “Well then, I have some bad news for you, sir, since that means you shouldn’t know anything about circular saws, life rafts, fire escapes, coffee filters, windshield wipers, Wi-Fi, and space rocket propulsion systems!”
Related:
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 25
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 24
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 23
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 22
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 21
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
