Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 16
I am a woman and I work at an auto parts store. An old woman brings in her doorbell and starts taking it apart at my counter.
Old Woman: “I need a man to fix my bell.”
Me: “Our batteries are right over here.”
Old Woman: “No, these are new batteries. But you push the button, and nothing happens.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t sell parts for doorbells. This is an auto parts store.”
Old Woman: “I need a man to fix it.”
Me: “No one here can fix it.”
Old Woman: “I need a man.”
Me: “Sorry, no men here.”
My female coworker emerges.
Old Woman: “No man?”
Me: “No, ma’am.”
Related:
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 15
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 14
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 13
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 12
Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Ovaries, Part 11
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
