Can’t Have The Christmas Present, Presently

| Romantic | December 20, 2013

Girlfriend: “You smell… nice.”

Me: “Hmm. Oh, thanks. Not wearing anything different than normal.”

Girlfriend: “It’s a bit …flowery, like perfume.”

Me: *it dawns on me* “Oh, crap.”

Girlfriend: “Something you want to tell me?”

Me: *sighs* “Yes, I suppose you would have guessed anyway. Before you finished work I picked out your Christmas present. It’s in that bag.”

Girlfriend: *finds the perfume* “Aw, thank you! It’s exactly the one I wanted. Can I have it now? Pleeeease?”

Me: “H***, no. You will have to wait!”

Girlfriend: “You’re so mean!”

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