Can’t Have A Rose Without Thorns
High School | Friendly
| March 12, 2014
(It’s Valentine’s Day, and our school has given students the opportunity to buy each other roses. Friend #1, who is a lesbian, has received five roses, even though she didn’t expect any.)
Friend #1: “I’m so overwhelmed; I didn’t expect to get anything!”
Friend #2: “I can see you’re happy. You can’t even think straight today.”
Me: “She can never think straight.”
Friend #1: *very deadpan* “I have five roses with very sharp thorns. I will cut you.”
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