Can’t Handle The Physics Of The Situation

(I’m a senior in high school. I’ve been home all day, as there is no school due to a holiday. I am having dinner with my parents.)

Mom: “So, what did you do today?”

Me: “Not much. [Attractive female friend] came over and we worked on physics homework.”

Mom: “You were in your room alone with a girl when no one was home?!”

Me: “No. We were in the dining room.”

(A few moments of silence.)

Dad: “I never understood how people could find it comfortable on a table.”

Mom: “Especially with the light fixture hanging down.”

(I practically run from the table.)