Can’t Get A Handle On The Toilet
Manager: “Where’ve you been?”
Coworker: “Toilet.”
Manager: “Again? Are you ill or something?”
Coworker: “No, but there’s no contractual maximum amount of s***s I can take in one day, is there?”
Me: “He’s got you there.”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!