Can’t Disavow That

(My girlfriend and I are on Skype while playing an online game. I’m talking to myself while focusing on the game:)

Me: “I’m just going to try to…” *gets distracted by the game* “Ah, f*** that!”

Girlfriend: “You’re going to try to f*** that?”

Me: “Yup, that’s been my plan all along.”

Girlfriend: “Can that be in our wedding vows?”