Can’t Defeat Her (Man Of) Steely Resolve
Brother: “So, who would win out of Thor or Superman?”
Aunt: “Superman.”
Me: “Yeah, I think Superman.”
Brother: “But Thor is invincible! And he has lightning!”
Aunt: “Thor can’t really fly. Superman can fly way better.”
Me: “Also, Superman has laser vision.”
Brother: “But Thor’s a god! He has no weaknesses!”
Aunt: “Yes he does. Humility is his weakness. Without that, he loses his powers.”
Brother: “Seriously. Superman isn’t near as awesome as Thor.”
Aunt: “Well, the actor’s hotter. So there, I win.”
This story is part of the Superman roundup.
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