Can’t De-flunk The Theory That He Is Snape

(Our teacher has been frequently compared to Snape from Harry Potter due to his snarkiness and tendency to be critical of the students.)

Teacher: “Okay, class. I was going through your assignments from last week when I noticed that quite a few of you haven’t turned it in yet. So you’d better hurry up and turn those in ASAP. I want to at least have a look at them before I go ahead and flunk you.”