Can’t Contain Herself

(My sister has just came in from putting salt on the ice outside. She throws the container at me. I’m laying on the floor watching a movie.)

Me: “Hey!” *throws it back but misses*

(My sister laughs and throws it back. This time I catch it. She then leaves to go to her room.)

Me: “Wait! You can’t go to bed!”

Sister: “Why not?”

Me: *holding up the container* “I have to throw this at you!”