Can’t Claw That Back
(Two elderly ladies are browsing the assorted jewellery in a display cabinet on the counter.)
Me: “If there’s anything you want to look at, just ask.”
Customer #1: “Yes, can we see that pink brooch at the back?”
Me: “Certainly.”
(I get the brooch out and hand it over; it’s an enamelled brooch in the shape of a crab.)
Me: “There you go.”
Customer #2: “It’s a crab.”
Me: “Well, we are a seaside town.”
Customer #1: “Ah, it must be for the star-sign Cancer.”
Me: “That works, too.”
Customer #2: “You could get it for [Relative]; she’s a Cancer.”
Me: “So’s my wife.”
Customer #1: “Oh?”
Me: “And, come to think of it, so were three previous girlfriends.”
Customer #2: “Really?”
Me: “Yes. How come I always get the crabs?”
(Pause.)
Me: “Ahem, perhaps I could have phrased that better.”
Customer #1: “Yes, perhaps you could have!”
(Fortunately, they both then burst out laughing. At least they bought the brooch.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?