Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees

, , , | Right | December 25, 2009

Customer: “These Christmas trees all look so fake! I want to get one fresh from the Everglades!”

(I chuckle, and then realize he is serious.)

Me: “Sir, the Everglades aren’t exactly known for there Christmas trees.”

Customer: “Oh yeah! I forgot, it’s all frozen.”

Me: “No, sir, the Everglades are in the middle of Florida.”

Customer: “Oh, well. I was never good at geometry anyway.”


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