Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees
Customer: “These Christmas trees all look so fake! I want to get one fresh from the Everglades!”
(I chuckle, and then realize he is serious.)
Me: “Sir, the Everglades aren’t exactly known for their Christmas trees.”
Customer: “Oh yeah! I forgot, it’s all frozen.”
Me: “No, sir, the Everglades are in the middle of Florida.”
Customer: “Oh, well. I was never good at geometry anyway.”
This story is part of our Geography roundup.
