Can’t Cedar Forest For The Trees
Customer: “These Christmas trees all look so fake! I want to get one fresh from the Everglades!”
(I chuckle, and then realize he is serious.)
Me: “Sir, the Everglades aren’t exactly known for there Christmas trees.”
Customer: “Oh yeah! I forgot, it’s all frozen.”
Me: “No sir, the Everglades are in the middle of Florida.”
Customer: “Oh, well I was never good at geometry anyway.”
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